Orthopaedic Specialist? Or English Teacher?
Have you ever been corrected of your English grammar with each word that comes out from your mouth? Ever felt that each word you say is like a joke to others? If you've never experienced such situations before, break a femur, get yourself admitted into Orthopaedic Ward of Seremban General Hospital, get yourself a traction, lay back, relax and watch us medical students gunned down one by one by our good' ol' Prof. He stresses more on our grammars rather than the broken bones. Here's few of my favourite quotes:
Zeek: Patient was admited for a left tibial fracture and concussion over the head...
Prof: What??! You mean the concussion is hovering above the head?! ALL you medical students, *mumbles* "concussion in the head, on the head, outside the head" *mumbles*, I'm just so shocked!
Gene: The patient accidentally flung her wrist onto the basin...
Prof: What??! You mean she took out her own wrist and threw it at the basin? *laughs to himself*
Prof: Is this a fair statement or not? Fair or not? (This sentence comes almost immediately after he corrects our grammar.
Me: Madam P. is a 37 year old woman was admitted into...
Prof: Why do medical students like to be soooo repetitive? Madam... woman... so I assume that you`WILL mention that she has breasts too?
(Zeeks looks at the patient's chest)
Zeek: They then did a... (was refering to the patient's fracture management)
Prof: They, they, they... you know what's "they?" JAAARGONS... jargons that medical students that are so prone to using. I'm shocked!
Anonymous: The patient was knocked by a car and flew across the road.
Prof: Flew? Evolution? When did human start to fly? It's thrown... not fly... my gosh.
Finally before he left us in piece... notice it's not peace... this was his final words of wisdom.
Prof: I was at one of my friend's function. This friend of mine has a 2 year old child... he went to his dad and said this... "PaPa. I like pussy... I want pussy...". I was shocked for approximately 2 seconds.
All of us: 0.o'
Prof: I looked out the door and I saw a cat.
All of us: *started laughing*
Prof: This is what you all medical students are... just like the child. You're NOT precise in what you say, which you guys always end up giving out the wrong message. *laughs to himself, said goodbye and left us smashed into pieces with our brains squeezed dry*
